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unidentified crawling object

“Yes, but what do I mean, Priscilla? Surely, only the philosophers could figure that out.”

Park V. Kessler, Nearly Happy.

heart-warming modern buildings

The world of things provides us only with memories.

Brendan Sander, Speaking in Wonders.

warning live poultry

“If you try to tell someone, you will look crazy. That is their method.”

William Warren, A Lone Wolf.

boost me please

What we lack is anything that might permit application of the word charming.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

bucket of stones

“The cursor will always be with us, won’t it? Jane? Won’t it?”

Winslow Holmer, Philosophy of Advertising.

central government miracles

What does it mean for us when birds wander?

Brendan Sander, Speaking in Wonders.

Brand X irony

The task of the philosopher today is to conceal his fallacies.

Brendan Sander, Speaking in Wonders.

having haw haws

Old Man Bob always wore that same ragged hat. Wherever he went, it would go also.

Miles Bantry, ed., Mr. Roode’s Rustic Tales.

pretty red shoes

Nothing ever quite collapses. Degradation simply continues.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

all is well

“They might not know much, Jeffries. But this was no accident. They knew what they were doing, and they knew it from the beginning.”

William Warren, A Lone Wolf.