dennis scharnberg

the news industry

“She’s either an actor or a model, Harry. And, believe me, there is no verifiable difference.”

Chase Tipton, Enjoying Prison Pizza.

shindig or hullabaloo

“No, I try to minimize that. Look, if you have a bunch of cabinet cards and you look them over frequently, those photographs are certainly going to haunt you. Night and day.”

Park V. Kessler, Nearly Happy.

creating enterprise value

Why keep something when you can destroy it instead?

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

forty to go

“I’m sophisticated. Therefore, listen to my voice.”

Park V. Kessler, Nearly Happy.

unidentified crawling object

“Yes, but what do I mean, Priscilla? Surely, only the philosophers could figure that out.”

Park V. Kessler, Nearly Happy.

heart-warming modern buildings

The world of things provides us only with memories.

Brendan Sander, Speaking in Wonders.

warning live poultry

“If you try to tell someone, you will look crazy. That is their method.”

William Warren, A Lone Wolf.

boost me please

What we lack is anything that might permit application of the word charming.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

bucket of stones

“The cursor will always be with us, won’t it? Jane? Won’t it?”

Winslow Holmer, Philosophy of Advertising.

central government miracles

What does it mean for us when birds wander?

Brendan Sander, Speaking in Wonders.