dennis scharnberg

we salute you

Recognizing patterns is selfish.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

on the grift

We regard the present moment as decisive.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

bicyclette de banane

Voting is natural.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

reading funny papers

You realize that you are in the realm of Psychology when you recognize that bookend concepts are in play.

Desmond Urquhart, The Unsocial Sciences.

wearing funny clothes

Public Relations posits lying as an asymptote, which is approached now closely, now not so closely, et cetera. This is what the phrase “relational honesty” refers to.

Keller Pennethorne, A New Domesday Book.

dream your troubles

How might annoyance be made more palatable? Toward a stratagem in current art. (Or this: Can moderate annoyance be confectionary?)

Keller Pennethorne, A New Domesday Book.

greatest 100 novels

“The methods do not work. Believe me, Carla, we have tried them and tried them.”

Tyler Bardwell, Heading West.

joy through compliance

April 19, 2021. A crucial addition to my ever-expanding list of putrid words: “expert”.

Reginald Boyington, Dear Dreadful Diary.

loving the lie

The twelve of them are tramping through a forest [framing shot from behind a line of men, loosely two abreast]. The sun is just beginning to rise on a gray day, showing a standing mist close to the ground and a faint glow ahead. [Shot begins to track forward, following the men]. A fiddle is droning. No one speaks a word.

James Clay Archibald, Scenario.

badly made plans

“I found the crime scenes to be fascinating. I admit that. I mean, sometimes, I found myself being almost obsessive about it. Carefully sorting through cabinets and drawers, canisters, hampers, luggage. Even books. All that intrusion.”

Allison Cowling, The Night of the Detective.