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“Please move in a brisk fashion. Go briskly, sir!”

Hildebrand Slough, The Perfect List.

Loud Wag Wit Can Stain

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

“Time is a place,” cried Gregor. “It is a place!”

Leighton Johns, My Uncle Toby.

“Tungite has the strength of carbon steel, but the politeness of tungsten. It is the kindest metal known to man.”

Teddy Bartholomew, Uncle Funny Pants.

“Reality is spoken into existence. You ask anyone, Janie.”

Stacie Knotts, Crazy Days.

The face that lunched a thousand chips.

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

“It is not about being clever, Alice. It’s about escaping cleverness.”

Silas Wegg, School of Dust.

maw and paw

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

Good is actually not quite good.

Anthony Scowling, The Beat Paradigm.

…either way, reading is now primarily about the commentary of the reader.

Winslow Steele, The Anatomy of Stasis.