dennis scharnberg

Even LW’s notions about language dissolve if everyone is a liar.

Stefan Jannings, Prolegomena to Any Future.

I want the freedom to write the sentences that I prefer.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

I stink, therefore I am.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

I want to be very clear.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

“If not quickly, then quietly. Surely you could do it quietly. Eh, George?”

Gwen McTaver, Murder Has Windows.

May the Farce be with you.

Jackson Currothers III, The View from the Cauldron.

“I crave facts, Doris. Facts and only facts.”

Gwen McTaver, Murder Has Windows.

“A more magnificent wallpaper I have never beheld. Not in all my days.”

Talbot Smalls, Barnacle Bill in Macao.

Rock ‘n’ Roll: a wrecking ball.

Clive Morrow, A Crustacean’s Dictionary.

I thank, therefore I hymn.

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.