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“A more magnificent wallpaper I have never beheld. Not in all my days.”

Talbot Smalls, Barnacle Bill in Macao.

Rock ‘n’ Roll: a wrecking ball.

Clive Morrow, A Crustacean’s Dictionary.

I thank, therefore I hymn.

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

CHAPTER SEVEN—Being for the Witless only, whilst the Reader with Intelligence is invited to move along

Trenton Childe, Rob Riddle and His Friends. (1792)

“As usual, the goal is to look like you are not an enemy.”

Chadwick Graves, One Damned Thing after Another.

“There is no such thing as power, Brenda. But there is control.”

Thaddeus Crewes, Crowded Evil World.

If you lose, the enemy will decide what it was all about (as both World Wars demonstrate).

Roone Giddings, Dirty Old Coins.

Theater is reality.

Roger Sensabaugh, A Short History of Boredom.

“We have considered the matter at some length and have come to the conclusion that, yes, we are quite sophisticated.” Mr. Travis inferred this statement strictly from the smirk on Lydia’s face.

Charles Jeffrey Yett, Writing in Miniature—Vol. Three.

Convincing a person to like some particular thing is a form of sophistry.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.