dennis scharnberg

shallow stupid sophistication

“Nothing escapes it,” whispered Mr. Alton, appearing somewhat mystified. “The sense that we are being pillaged.”

Desmond Ogg, Waving Fields of Alfalfa.

restless growing cracks

There were no bird sounds. The day was dawning, but there were no bird sounds. Stoffels was the first in his group to notice it. No birds.

Victoria Salt, A Compendium of Opening Lines.

into the river

“It took all of fifteen-thousand dollars. Fifteen-thousand, Rosie! What a handsome sum that is. If sums can be handsome.”

Nathaniel Mist, A Light Pleasant Drowsiness.

trees are marching

“It’s good! It’s good! It’s good! Everything’s good. It is just good!” Danny had convinced himself that this bit of mocking sing-song was fit for all purposes.

Charles Jeffrey Yett, Writing in Miniature—Vol. Three.

dostoevsky cartoon characters

Is reality still?

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

more new genders

Anne no longer liked the color red. And she was intent on telling all of her friends.

Jason Starling, ed., Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.

valuable broken statues

“Wanting to be admired is admirable. I believe that, Debbie. For the life of me, I just do believe it.”

Brooks Westerby, Squaresville.

opportunity for satirist

Aye their oar.

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

caging the beast

Eye their ore.

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

attending to riddles

She heard the footfalls, and looked up suddenly. But she wasn’t afraid. She seemed genuinely curious about who was approaching her in the darkness.

Bertram Worcester, The Smiling Killer.