dennis scharnberg

mediocre cat impersonator

This culture does not believe in wisdom, except for the wisdom that declares that there is no wisdom.

Cedric Plumm, All Roads Lead.

menu of opinions

“And what about the cultural appropriation of plumbing?” demanded Aaron.

Pryce Cummings, Rattle Box.

always year zero

“How obedient the actors are! That’s what strikes me, Edward.”

Leighton Johns, My Uncle Toby.

wretched wobbling world

Debunked: a word used to cast a magic spell.

Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.

the silent motto

Linda drifted into the study with a solemn expression on her face. “Let the theater begin!” thought old George.

Jane Chetwynde, The Have-Not Faradays.

applaud now please

“No numbers add up. And no serious questions get answered. It’s postmodernism, baby!”

Clinton Hobbes, Stalking for Beginners.

hip hop hope

“Alexa, find classical paradoxes!”

Anselm Bligh, A Collection of Miniatures.

member of club

What does symmetry suggest?

Olmstead Trent III, The History of Objects.

shopping for handbags

“The Sirens did not beckon the sailors, Laura. It was far worse than that!”

Giles Coxe-Coburn, Belief in Insects.

what to like

Consciousness permits matter.

Chalmers Van Nest, The Trivial Quadrivium.