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She lies in her sleep.

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

“Who knows what he is up to?” asked Lydia. “How could anyone know?”

Ellen Entwhistle, The Caravan Murders.

lease is moor

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

“I just want to help,” Roger insisted.  “Like Chelsea Clinton, I want to help and help and help.”

Stephanie Biggers,  Cat Farming in Nigeria.

The Smart Phone is hand-held postmodernism.

Roger Hedgecook,  Stolen and Sold for Parts.

Faminist

Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

Feminism:  a series of lies endlessly repeated; a sledgehammer.

Nathaniel Bumppo,  The Final Word.

Edward was considering a move into the hiphop arena.  But with an altogether new form of hiphop, involving clever literary allusions.

Ralston Dowd,  The General Ghastliness.

Again, there will be a reluctance to use “good” and “evil.”  They will prefer “light” and “darkness” or “order” and “chaos.”  The idea, clearly, is to grind the words good and evil into dust.

Winslow Steele,  The Anatomy of Stasis.

If we have historians 300 years from now, and that seems unlikely, but if we do here is what they will say about us:  “They liked boxes.”

Charles Brookland,  Walking the Plank.