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Time is everywhere.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

Perhaps Kant had a theory about what the sea looks like.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

“We are afraid, sir, that we can provide you with only an estimate of how very sorry we are.”

J. Haviland Hunter III, The History of Miss Judy and James.

Mr. Gulden’s room was untidy, his clothing was untidy, his thinking was untidy.

Anson Trimm, Carlos the Forgetful.

wordrobe

foot’s tool

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

Cowlishaw’s solution to speech was to engage in a sequence of incoherent honking noises. Sometimes loud, sometimes soft. “To hell with words,” he would quip, later.

Charles Jeffrey Yett, Writing in Miniature—Vol. Three.

In being wrong, no one sounds as clever as Nietzsche.

Harold Nazworthy, Weidemeyer’s Admiral.

ether/or

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

“Garland? Gar? Where are you? What are you up to?”

“I am trying to devise an entirely new language, if you must know. Now, will you please just leave me alone!”

Augustus Bligh, Crawlspace.

“Doubt the truth, Janice. I know it sounds all wrong. But give it a try.”

Nicholas Crisp, Unfit for Murder.