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…Mr. Dowling then began to wonder whether he had proved rather too much by his fine argument. And this, quite naturally, set him to thinking further upon the matter.

Trevor Walpole, The Imperfect Stranger. (1784)

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The numbers to which the simulation converges are mere artifacts that stem from the model’s assumptions.

Addison West, The Ontology of Destruction.

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We want sex to be profound.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

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Even LW’s notions about language dissolve if everyone is a liar.

Stefan Jannings, Prolegomena to Any Future.

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I want the freedom to write the sentences that I prefer.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

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I stink, therefore I am.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

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I want to be very clear.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

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“If not quickly, then quietly. Surely you could do it quietly. Eh, George?”

Gwen McTaver, Murder Has Windows.

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May the Farce be with you.

Jackson Currothers III, The View from the Cauldron.

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“I crave facts, Doris. Facts and only facts.”

Gwen McTaver, Murder Has Windows.