dennis scharnberg

adventures in selfhood

At one point in the interview, Carson admitted that the central method of his con was to demand ten thousand dollars but be willing to settle for five.

Nicholas Crisp,  Unfit for Murder.

sign me up

“The notion that reality is an idea, Eleanor.  That was a doorway to never-ending misery.”

Will Bestwyck,  Letters From Mr. Palindrome.

upon the water

“No, sir, he was not quite smiling.  But it was close.  It was very close to that.  Nearly smiling, I’d say.”

Carla Marks,  The Murder Matter.

howling all night

In a culture of image, even the most frivolous delusions merit our serious attention.

Clifford O. Mounce,  A Portable Darkness.

two nights only

Sowing seed in a barren field.  That is the fate of the serious writer today.  This also applies to the artists—although, in their case, failure to obtain “growth” is the only sure sign of success.

Hunter Hogarth,  Raised by Wolves.

wind and rain

A bridge was made of rubber.  Those who crossed it bounced a bit.  End of tale.  Sorry.

Anselm Bligh,  A Collection of Miniatures.

hey diddle diddle

Eventually the parasite loses by winning.

Daniel Brasso,  The Infinite Regress.

particle size distribution

It never occurs to them that they are the shallow ones.

Cedric Plumm,  All Roads Lead.

love of destruction

Begging the question has nothing to do with “begging” and nothing to do with a “question.”  It concerns shabby reasoning, and that is all.

Alex Twist,  A Primer of Posturing.

hither and yon

The Nihilist kneels before nothing.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.