dennis scharnberg

knock knock joke

Ideas are cheaper than reality.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

falling ape heart

“I have a knack for math, Brenda, but I deeply dislike it.”

“The knack?”

“No, silly!  The math.”

Will Southey,  Government Cheese, the Novel.

randomized likelihood function

In response to a gallery visitor’s question, Gwen confirmed that the insufferable dreariness of her own  work was indeed intentional.

Will Hewes,  Little To Do.

look a squirrel

When we lose the ability to be disgusted, we lose the moral value of disgust.

Hill Boothby,  The Dazzling Realm of Almost.

create an algorithm

“Don’t be ridiculous, Emma.  We dwell in a world of lies because that is the easy way to live.”

Agatha Vox,  When Everything Was Singing.

herrings and cod

June 17, 2017.   Yet another word ruined:  “trope.”  I’ll never use it again.

Reginald Boyington,  Dear Dreadful Diary.

whistling a tune

“I know nothing about nihilism, Katharine.  Nothing at all.”

Thaddeus Crewes,  Crowded Evil World.

listening to air

Daphne acknowledged that she had indeed thought about weeping.  But it had gone no further.

Diana Moone,  Living Well.

wishy washy words

When the interviewer asked Pogba whether he was a cannibal, Pogba responded with, “I am part cannibal; I am no purist.”

Sebastian Sleeve,  The Random Walk and Other Stories.

societal madness quotient

“The answer is quite clear, Julia.  He likes the niche better than he likes the sculpture.”

Pryce Cummings,  Rattle Box.