dennis scharnberg

watching the fire

Sondra was convinced that irony could work only one way—to mock anything traditional.  No one (she was sure of it) would even think of mocking modernity.

Mark Anthony,  The Tale of the Mirror.

doing the laundry

Pursuing excellence was the subject, and Barnaby found himself wondering if it would be possible to engage in that with only middling results.

Lane Vivian,  A Knob of Old Cheese and Ten Short Tales.

fun fun fun

“…all we have to do is explain why we have no evidence for it and why we cannot replicate it in experiments.”

Kiefer Sythe,  The Detective Club.

the vanishing cigar

“Apparently Cordelia has convinced him that honesty is overrated.”

Thaddeus Crewes,  The Seven Long Years.

up the chimney

Beverly let the adjectives repeat and multiply and fly through the air.  It was all “vivid” and “iconic” and “striking” and “gorgeous.”  And it was inescapable.

Jason Starling, ed.,  Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.

 

red carpet treatment

“This professor,”  said Mr. Hock, “was rambling and obfuscating and sometimes muttering.  Occasionally, at least, it seemed to concern something he called the geometry of whiteness.”

Everson Dwight,  Theory of Machines, a Novel.

pulling a beard

Near the top of Will Chatham’s list of “desires in life” stood this one:  to be admired.

Victoria Salt,  A Compendium of Opening Lines.

three nose rings

The Enlightenment’s great gift to posterity is the notion that “society” is essentially a design problem.

Godfrey Daniels,  Inspecting the Time Domain.

big bold tattoos

“Just because I possess wisdom,” wondered Travis, “does that mean that I am entitled to dispense wisdom?”

Burdyce Goode,  Wonderful With Dogs.

absolutely positively perfect

“No, Jane, you cannot choose which matters will be those that embarrass you.”

“Oh, but I think that I can, Charles.  I am certain of it.”

Benedict Elder,  A Cosmopolitan Paradise.