Mr. Bryce was telling anyone who would listen—including strangers—that the silent “e” in his name was extremely silent.
Adrian Caliban, The Magnificent Egglestons.
Shake, Rattle, and Rule
Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.
“At that point,” stated Upchurch, “some kind of cycle will have come to an end.”
Hollis Beddoes, Counting the Magpies.
“When in doubt, go directly to bird calls,” said Evan. “Surely, that is Rule Number One.” Then, suddenly, he started in: “Caw, caw! Caw, caw, caw! Caw, caw, caw, caw!”
Anselm Bligh, A Collection of Miniatures.
Rock ‘n’ roll was the death of a culture. It was a Totentanz.
Logan Nygaard, A Treatise on Amusement.
The Grate Work
the philosopher’s tone
Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.
“Why swim when you can drown instead?” demanded Haskell, with his head still buried in his book.
Adrian Caliban, The Magnificent Egglestons.
The internet is a way to place everything at risk every second of every day.
Archer Thornton, The Digital Plague.
Self: the elixir of modernity, damaging everything it touches.
Clive Morrow, A Crustacean’s Dictionary.
In order to put something into words you must know where to begin.
Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.
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