dennis scharnberg

crying a river

“What idiotic dancing,” said Mr. Rawlings, contemptuously. And he uttered not a single word for the rest of the evening.

Chase Tipton, Enjoying Prison Pizza.

unidentified crawling objects

He had that way of walking straight up to someone—to a complete stranger—and declaring, “Well, I hope you’re happy now.” Right to his face. With animated sarcasm.

Heywood Wakefield, The Humdrum Demon.

all is order

What justifies use of the word “likely”?

Titus Musgrave, Carthago Delenda Est.

pixie on mushroom

Tom had purchased a bullhorn at a yard sale. He now stood outside Lisa’s window, and spoke in a calm serious voice. “It’s time for your trigonometry lesson. It is now time. Qui tollis peccata mundi. Qui tollis peccata mundi. It’s time to move. It is now time to move.”

Charles Jeffrey Yett, Writing in Miniature—Vol. Three.

oh my gosh

We must maintain our vigilance, even while asleep.

Constantine Aviola, Chandu the Magician.

suckers mugs punters

I seem to recall that he was trying to reposition some sort of cabinet, fully laden. “Look at me,” he had said. “I am struggling with this damned thing. Doesn’t that count for something?”

Marston Moore, Sweet Meteor of Death.

open plan layout

Nicki arrived at tranquil after four long hours of uproarious. That was one afternoon at a public house, on a gloomy autumn Wednesday.

Park V. Kessler, Nearly Music.

on the path

Wow: The worst word in the history of the English language. Stupid, obnoxious to listen to, inevitable.

Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.

painting pretty pictures

Vespasian is said to have enforced a ban on the wearing of dark cloaks in public theatres, except on the back rows. And, according to Tacitus (in the Historiae), he held a dim view of theatrical life in general, including the tragedians.

Anthony Baxter Sutton, Essays on the Early Empire.

out of balance

“A name that isn’t stupid? Okay, how about Rhododendron? I realize it’s just the name of a shrub, Emily, but it is certainly not stupid.”

Park V. Kessler, Nearly Happy.