dennis scharnberg

Internet: Shiva the Destroyer.

Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.

Thomas worked all morning, going step by step, to create a meticulously logical argument. With almost no assumptions.

Anselm Bligh, A Collection of Miniatures.

“Tell me, Janet, how is it possible to hate a lawyer?”

Desmond Ogg, Waving Fields of Alfalfa.

The trill is gone.

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

It was the modern city that made marxism possible.

Godfrey Daniel, Inspecting the Time Domain.

Facts are not without importance.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

…a version wherein Macbeth merely harms Banquo. By luring him into some fraudulent real-estate venture.

Winston Joyce, Rational Agent Theory.

We yearn for corridors.

Roger Sensabaugh, A Short History of Boredom.

“It’s trouble in the making, Susie. He’s been cruising with those two delinquents we saw yesterday. Hamp Fancher and Chick Farfisa.”

Burdyce Goode, Philosophy of Vegetables.

“That’s just his way, Christina. It is definitely a message. But it’s not altogether clear what the message is.”

Gladys Huizinga, Hard-Luck Dennis.