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I stink, therefore I am.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

I want to be very clear.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

“If not quickly, then quietly. Surely you could do it quietly. Eh, George?”

Gwen McTaver, Murder Has Windows.

May the Farce be with you.

Jackson Currothers III, The View from the Cauldron.

“I crave facts, Doris. Facts and only facts.”

Gwen McTaver, Murder Has Windows.

“A more magnificent wallpaper I have never beheld. Not in all my days.”

Talbot Smalls, Barnacle Bill in Macao.

Rock ‘n’ Roll: a wrecking ball.

Clive Morrow, A Crustacean’s Dictionary.

I thank, therefore I hymn.

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

CHAPTER SEVEN—Being for the Witless only, whilst the Reader with Intelligence is invited to move along

Trenton Childe, Rob Riddle and His Friends. (1792)

“As usual, the goal is to look like you are not an enemy.”

Chadwick Graves, One Damned Thing after Another.