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“Hum it all away, Alice.  Just hum it away.”

Stephanie Biggers,  Cat Farming in Nigeria.

Practice the science of not noticing.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

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Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

Philosophical Notions for Lease

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

“My old photographs are an antidote.”

“An antidote to what?”

“To now, dear Janet. To now.”

Augustus Bligh,  Crawlspace.

“I like rabbits.  I mean I don’t mind them.  What I mean is that I have never been harmed by a rabbit.  Not that I can recall.”

Ralston Dowd,  A Spot of Bother.

“You’re an actor, Susan.  So, of course, we are bound to listen to you.”

Otto Klegg,  The Ellipse of Uncertainty.

Everything is sudden.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

Should use of the word “happiness” be taken seriously?

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

Nausea permits only nausea.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.