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elites and morons

Nothing in the world makes sense until we force it to make sense.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

lock and key

“Disappointment is underrated, Maddie. I say explore it. I say give it a chance.”

Endicott Campbell, An Accidental Likeness.

horror of logic

She would often make a sack lunch for her son, to carry to school. On more than one occasion this consisted of a whole yellow onion—unpeeled—and a spoon to eat it with.

Havilland Hunt, Miss Judy and Jim.

happy days again

“Nobody knows what music is,” whispered Mr. Arlen. “And that says a lot about music.”

Kent Townsend, A Winter of Crimes.

like wet laundry

In the absence of news media can there be a world?

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

figure of speech

“But the physics doesn’t matter, Brenda. It never did.”

Tyler Bardwell, Heading West.

be doing something

April 18, 2021. More words to neglect: “threat,” “extremist,” “spokesperson.”

Reginald Boyington, Dear Dreadful Diary.

mistakes were made

Constable Drumm dodged a heavy oak table that was flying straight at him. And he did so with uncanny ease.

Miles Bantry, Mister Roode’s Rustic Tales.

material gratification scorecard

“You must believe me, Mister Pryde. For I certainly have no reason to lie to you.” But perhaps what Jeffries meant to say was that he had not yet discovered a reason.

Porter Oakes, The Alabaster Box.

search the web

One long continuous droning noise—that was Darren’s new way of singing in the shower.

Tyler Bardwell, Heading West.